I shouldn't really cheer loudly here, but if WHU scores late to take a win, I just might let fly

The online calculator states I am 4069 miles away from the match today as the crow flies. Why is my stomach so jittery then? Come 3:00 p.m. my time, I am shutting the door to my office with a shout of "Hold all my calls!" I have always wanted to shout that, though I never have.

Physical manifestations of stress from an event occurring over 4000 miles away caused by the future actions of adult men whom I have never met: I can't really say that is healthy.